Need a new place in which to lose your loose change?

Look no further!

Canned Fast Food

I'm not even joking.

The Real Message in "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

The Real Message in 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus'

You Suck at Photoshop

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4

This guy is actively making more of these (the last one was posted on Friday). My favorite parts are the hidden easter eggs that he never points out but throws in each video.

new and last email thing, I guess.

So the email thing I send out got two bounce-backs from AOL users (you know who you are). So I have decided to skip the emails and just put this shit up on a blog. Enjoy -- or don't, whatever. If you would like to see the other "mails" that I sent out (which they no longer are, I guess) and don't want to go through your email, click on the "email newsletter thing" tag on the right hand side and that'll take you to the other posts that I have labeled as such.

If you would still rather be emailed, let me know and I'll set something automagic up for you or something enter your email address in the lower-right hand box for that sorta thing. It's run by feedburner and I do not keep (or know) your email address, so I won't be able to use it for anything.


The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World: http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html
Seriously, it's horrifying.

BEERTASTROPHE
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2151717824&size=l

MightyMon found this and I will forever be thankful: http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

deep fried things that ought not to be deep fried: http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/index.htm

porn on blu-ray signals the coffin nails for HD-DVD: http://www.t3.com/news/blu-ray-porn?=35064 -- this is actually more prevalent than most people realize; the porn industry informally choosing VHS over BETAMAX is what signaled the death-knell for Beta, really. And it was the invention of online porn that led to the "common man" deeper into the interwebaolnetnet. Porn and tech advances go hand in hand, no matter how old the tech is.

I will give a special surprise gift to anyone who actually prints this out and sends me a picture of them wearing it: http://www.brandonbird.com/halloween_treat.html

Today's cockle-warming story is not so much about heart-warming but actually about boob-cooling: http://loudounextra.washingtonpost.com/news/2008/jan/10/how-frozen-peas-started-movement/

I usually get my way by being the most patient motherfucker in the world, and if that doesn't work then I am more of a prick, but I suppose this could be a useful way of dealing with annoying customer service: http://consumerist.com/341815/how-to-mind-control-customer-service-reps?source=rss

Lord of the Rings, if Tolkien had been diabetic: http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/battle-of-pelennor-fields/

A game popular for centuries. http://www.exsorbeo.com/