Allow me to horrify you.

oh you wouldn't believe me if you didn't read it yourself

wow, since june, huh?

here you go then:

a mechanical shit-making machine:
http://www.artnet.com/magazine/reviews/fiers/fiers1-9-01.asp

mesmerizingly, machines destroying anything:
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm

monkeys will pay for porn:
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2005-01/cp-mpp012705.php

spiderman bible stories: http://www.portlandmercury.com/columns/spider-mans-greatest-bible-stories/Content?oid=26782

bush to the entire internet: fuck you